Welcome to The UltraNationalist Liberty Party!
Here is our platform
On Rights
- Support Mandatory Abortions
- Support Mandatory Death Penalty
- Support Mandatory Drugs
- Support Mandatory Guns
On The Military
- A Nuclear Weapon in every home
- Support Military Intervention in San Francisco and Detroit
- Against windows and mac n' cheese
- Linux on every military weapon. Inlcuding knives
- Support Government surveillance programs, so government workers can get dirt on their exes, who were totally in the wrong
On Foriegn Policy
- Support charging Steve Jobs and Elon Musk with war crimes
- Build a Wall on the California Border
- Support Arming Iraq with Anime
- Support Mandatory Guns
On The Economy
- Support a maximum wage below the minimum wage
- Replace forests with coca plants
On Education
- Allow Public Schools to go out of business
- Fund Schools based on GPA and Graduation Rate, of their rival school
- Every Child Left Behind blanket policy
On Elections
- Maximum Gerrymandering.
- Term Limits: 4 Terms for the House of Reps, 3 Terms for the Senate
- Life Terms: At the end of their last term, Elected Officials are beheaded and their parts cooked up in a benefit BBQ in their district
- SuperPAC's ONLY
On how we Elect our candidate
Presidental Candidates will partcipate in Rap Battles across the country. Each State will have delegates proportional to the number of fire mixtapes in it. In Each Rap Battle, the candidate with the most fire bars will win the delegates for that state. The Candidate with a majority of delegates will get the nod from the UNLNC (UltraNationalist Liberty National Convention). An Additional Section of FireDelegates hold 30% collectively of the delegates to themselves, in order to maximize the fire. FireDelegates will be:
- Snoop Dog
- Dr. Dre
- Eminem
- The Queen of England
- Lil Wayne(Don't tell him, but when he votes for a candidate we actually take away votes)
- Meek Mill(Same Policy as Lil' Wayne)
- Changes to this list are done by beating the FireDelegate(s) you wish to replace in a Rap Battle
Vice Presidential Candidates are taken to a WWE-Style match after the Presidential Candidate is nominated. It will be a Ironman Cage Match with no holds barred and last man standing. With this, we have our nominees!
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